Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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