Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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