I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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