i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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