yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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