There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
