I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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