What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
dude. I can hear the air.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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