other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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