ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he shaved USA in his pubs
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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