that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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