this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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