Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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