Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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