It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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