We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just pee around me
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
