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When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
we should paint friendship bongs
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