HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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