it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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