everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
where are you?
Hypothermia
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
