My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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