too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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