I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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