My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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