I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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