so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like death gave me a hand job
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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