Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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