dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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