she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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