I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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