We need to rekindle our bromance
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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