New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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