VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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