i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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