I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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