her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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