onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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