Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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