party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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