would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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