we have pet lesbian snakes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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