so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
how does that bad decision feel?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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