im about as happy as oj after his trial
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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