Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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