when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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