we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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