Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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