Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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