I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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