Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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