do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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