Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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