So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I've blown a few things in my day
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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